For several years, a man was having an affair with an  Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not  wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid
her a large sum of money  if she would go to Italy to secretly have the
child. If she stayed in  Italy
to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the
child  turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when
the baby was born.
To  keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card,
and write  'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child
support payments to  begin. One day,about 9 months later,
he came home to his confused  wife.
'Honey, she said, you received a very strange post card today.'
'Oh,  just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife did
and watched  as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was  written: 
'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti
Three with  meatballs, two without - Send extra sauce .
LMFAO!!