Scooping Heff & Wil HAHA!

Sadly, today a lovely actress has passed on

Bea Arthur
1922 - 2009
It is said she died peacefully in her
Los Angeles home with her family by her side.

It was said she had cancer but no details
were given about her condition.


She played Dorothy On the
Golden Girls
Maude


And had guest appearances on
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Malcolm in the Middle
Empty Nest
All in the Family
Laugh In
And many many more.

She is survived by her sons and
two granddaughters.
Rest In Peace

Jokes & Funnies

BUBBA & COOTER'S

SUREFIRE PICK UP LINES

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room...

11) Yer eyes are as blue as winder cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up

A Bunch of Nuttin...

Figured it was time to put up another post.
I could talk about the LoveTel..but
Wil has that covered..
Could talk about my kids..
But..nothing new going on with them..
So..

I looked around on YouTube
And found this video
Enjoy..