HNT & Bytchfest!

Yes! I am back! Sorry peeps for not posting lately.
I have been preoccupied with other things.

For instance, yesterday was our day off.
Yes a whole day off from dealing with
putzes that could not fight their
way out of a paper bag.
The Commander and I had
plans to wake early
(well early for us on a day off lol)
Go out have some breakfast at this
place our boss had spoken of, then do a few errands
and maybe take in a movie.

Now I do not like to go to the movies. I have always
felt going to the movies was a rip off. It is expensive,
you have to deal with sitting uncomfortably, and
the people. Crying kids, phones, yelling and simply
deal with the idiots that are known as
belligerent, inconsiderate P.I.T.As.
I prefer to wait at home for NetFlix DVDs.
Sit in my chair, eat or drink food that does not
cost an arm and a leg, and yes, smoke a cigg
if the feeling comes over me.
BUT, we thought about it and decided to join the ranks of the
twits that go and spend a fortune to see a movie.
Now the night before we had looked online to see
what movies were playing at a certain theater.
Nothing the Commander wished to see, even
though there was one or two I would have enjoyed.
So we went to bed with happy thoughts in our heads.

Upon waking to a playful Commander, I came down to our office
to peruse the internet and check my various screen
names for mail. Most of which I assure you is junk.
No one mails me anything good lately.
After waking up we got ready and headed out. A little later then
we had wished, but still, who cares? It is our day off! So
we head to this restaurant that our boss had told us of.

Alright, here are my complaints about this place...

The food though filling was not satisfying.
The waitress...get this...
Pretty much ignored the fact that I was there.
Anything I asked for, was set down before Wil.
I mean anything. I asked for ketchup, she set it before
him. I asked for a pop, she set it before him. I asked for a straw,
again, it was set before him.
Are we seeing a pattern here???Yeah.
The Commander of course saw nothing wrong with this.
But he is a man and like most, thinks with the little head..
(no pun intended Love)
I think the Commander has said in one of his previous posts
that he and I have certain likes and dislikes when we
venture out and sit in a place to be served. Now I worked as a
waitress for a couple years when I was younger,
thinner and not so old feeling. There were certain rules
I followed and ended up having a following. Literally.
I was tipped very well because I foresaw my
customer's needs and my bosses loved me for I would get these
people to order more food then they could possibly eat.
Unlike the twits that now don aprons and pretend to serve us, the
clients. I would never dream of ignoring anyone. Especially the
female counterpart of a couple. Nor would I dare set down the
check before they finished eating. God no.
So, the Commander and I finished our omelettes and looked at
one another and both of us said it. It was filling but, neither of us
had that "Ahh..yeah that was good" feeling. Very
disappointing to say the least. But at least we tried it.
Now I get to tell our boss his choice in
restaurant sucks a$$.
So we left the restaurant and went to sit in the Red Baron
and light up those ciggs and discuss what to do next.
After a few puffs and comments back and forth,
we decided to do a few errands we
needed to complete then go to the movies.
What the hell, right?

Well, the Commander chose "There Will Be Blood"
I will tell you all right now.
DO NOT WASTE 2 HOURS!
This movie sucked big time.
For the first 30 minutes, not one word was spoken.
Then we had to sit through an hour and a half of boring scenes
that seemed to go nowhere. Only one scene was mildly exciting,
then it was left hanging like a limp noodle.

So, we left there and again sat in the Red Baron and just...
sat there.
Thoroughly disappointed. Not just by what lame food we
had consumed but the movie as well. This was not a day we had
enjoyed so far. Can we say SHIPWRECK?
So that is my bytchfest for the week.
And to make this completely legal,
here is an HNT for everyone to enjoy!
This is what it looks like when a calf muscle bursts.

Bytchin to: ELO - Sweet Talking Woman
via FoxyTunes

Tuesday TMI!

1. By what nickname(s) were you known as a child?
Reg, Reggie, G, Ginabelina

2. Do you have a favorite poem and, if so, what is it? Recite it (or a snippet) here, please.
Do you know the fidelity of loving in vain?
Do you know the heartache? The misery? The pain?
Do you know the emptiness of a long silent night?
When the one you love is so far from sight?

Who could've told you?
Who could've known?
That this is the price of loving alone?
For you are to me like a flame in the dark.
That not even time can put out the spark.

......

3. What is your greatest regret in life, something that you failed to do that you wish you did?
God, there are so many regrets I have. But the one
that sticks out for me, is allowing some people
the power to control my emotions. Telling me how I feel is wrong.
Telling me that I am a disappointment to them and
believing it.
May be a little general..but it is best for now...

4. You are tired and hungry, but it's too late to cook. If any snack food were available to you, what would you choose and why?
Peanut butter and jelly on toast.
Cause I love Peanut butter all melted heh.

5. What is the oldest item of clothing (not jewelry!) that you wear regularly and what do you love about it?
My bra lol. Don't love it..I have just been too lazy to buy new.


Bonus (as in optional):Name a movie or TV show that changed your thinking or behavior.
Umm...drawing a blank here..I do not put much stock in what
is on TV. 90% of it is hogwash anyway


Singing to: Ashlee Simpson - Pieces Of Me
via FoxyTunes

1. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Water

2. What does your last incoming text say?
See you later dahlin

3. The last song you listened to?
China Girl by David Bowie

4. Where is your best friend right now?
Sleeping

5. What did you do yesterday?
Worked till about 3, checked mail on puter, slept for an hour
then dropped son off at my Sis in law's, watched Transformers
Then went to sleep

6. Pick a scar on your body. Where'd it come from?
Backwards question mark on the right
side of my mouth
When I was little I bit into an electrical cord
my lip touched the prong
and I was electrocuted
Thank God I survived

7. What do you really think happened to Steve on Blues Clues?
I think he got fired

8. If you could change your name to anything what would it be?
Melissa, kinda goes with the nickname
the Commander has given me

9. What would you say if a guy told you, you were the most beautiful person in world?
Truthfully..
"Are you on Drugs?"

10. Worried about anything at the moment?
Always

11. What will you do this summer, any plans?
Probably work

12. Do you trust all of your friends?
Most of them

13. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?
I already did in 1998

14. Have you ever talked on the phone while in the shower?
LMAO Yes

15. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best prostitute?
Heh no idea

16. Are you afraid of falling in love?
No, I already have fallen IN love

17. Is there someone that popped in your mind after that question?
Just the one who asked

18. How many kids do you want to have?
Have two. Would have liked more
But God has seen fit not to bless me
with any more
19. Would you make a good parent?
Since my kids are already either out of
the nest or almost out, I think I did a good job,
despite what certain family members may think.

20. Where was your default picture taken?
It is a tag made for me

21. Honestly, what's on your mind right now?
The Commander, as always
22. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
Oh definitely. The first thing I would change
would be to make sure my mother never married
that a$$hole.

23. What are you wearing right now?
Fully dressed in pants, shirt and all the
undergarments

24. Right or Left?
Right.

25. Can you make a dollar in change right now?
From the register sure

26. Have you ever had a sore throat?
Yep

27. Who knows you the best?
Wil, the TOL Commander

28. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?
No but need glasses I think

29. Ever been to Mexico?
No

30. Did you buy something yesterday?
Yeah, dinner

31. Would you show your boobs to a midget on roller skates?
Only if I was totally drunk lol

32. Did you miss anyone yesterday?
Yes, my Nanny

33. Last person to lay in your bed?
Wil of course

34. What are your plans for the weekend?
Probably working

35. Who do you think will repost this?
Probably no one


Thinkin of Nanny with: Boyz II Men - One Sweet Day
via FoxyTunes