HNT & Bytchfest!

Yes! I am back! Sorry peeps for not posting lately.
I have been preoccupied with other things.

For instance, yesterday was our day off.
Yes a whole day off from dealing with
putzes that could not fight their
way out of a paper bag.
The Commander and I had
plans to wake early
(well early for us on a day off lol)
Go out have some breakfast at this
place our boss had spoken of, then do a few errands
and maybe take in a movie.

Now I do not like to go to the movies. I have always
felt going to the movies was a rip off. It is expensive,
you have to deal with sitting uncomfortably, and
the people. Crying kids, phones, yelling and simply
deal with the idiots that are known as
belligerent, inconsiderate P.I.T.As.
I prefer to wait at home for NetFlix DVDs.
Sit in my chair, eat or drink food that does not
cost an arm and a leg, and yes, smoke a cigg
if the feeling comes over me.
BUT, we thought about it and decided to join the ranks of the
twits that go and spend a fortune to see a movie.
Now the night before we had looked online to see
what movies were playing at a certain theater.
Nothing the Commander wished to see, even
though there was one or two I would have enjoyed.
So we went to bed with happy thoughts in our heads.

Upon waking to a playful Commander, I came down to our office
to peruse the internet and check my various screen
names for mail. Most of which I assure you is junk.
No one mails me anything good lately.
After waking up we got ready and headed out. A little later then
we had wished, but still, who cares? It is our day off! So
we head to this restaurant that our boss had told us of.

Alright, here are my complaints about this place...

The food though filling was not satisfying.
The waitress...get this...
Pretty much ignored the fact that I was there.
Anything I asked for, was set down before Wil.
I mean anything. I asked for ketchup, she set it before
him. I asked for a pop, she set it before him. I asked for a straw,
again, it was set before him.
Are we seeing a pattern here???Yeah.
The Commander of course saw nothing wrong with this.
But he is a man and like most, thinks with the little head..
(no pun intended Love)
I think the Commander has said in one of his previous posts
that he and I have certain likes and dislikes when we
venture out and sit in a place to be served. Now I worked as a
waitress for a couple years when I was younger,
thinner and not so old feeling. There were certain rules
I followed and ended up having a following. Literally.
I was tipped very well because I foresaw my
customer's needs and my bosses loved me for I would get these
people to order more food then they could possibly eat.
Unlike the twits that now don aprons and pretend to serve us, the
clients. I would never dream of ignoring anyone. Especially the
female counterpart of a couple. Nor would I dare set down the
check before they finished eating. God no.
So, the Commander and I finished our omelettes and looked at
one another and both of us said it. It was filling but, neither of us
had that "Ahh..yeah that was good" feeling. Very
disappointing to say the least. But at least we tried it.
Now I get to tell our boss his choice in
restaurant sucks a$$.
So we left the restaurant and went to sit in the Red Baron
and light up those ciggs and discuss what to do next.
After a few puffs and comments back and forth,
we decided to do a few errands we
needed to complete then go to the movies.
What the hell, right?

Well, the Commander chose "There Will Be Blood"
I will tell you all right now.
DO NOT WASTE 2 HOURS!
This movie sucked big time.
For the first 30 minutes, not one word was spoken.
Then we had to sit through an hour and a half of boring scenes
that seemed to go nowhere. Only one scene was mildly exciting,
then it was left hanging like a limp noodle.

So, we left there and again sat in the Red Baron and just...
sat there.
Thoroughly disappointed. Not just by what lame food we
had consumed but the movie as well. This was not a day we had
enjoyed so far. Can we say SHIPWRECK?
So that is my bytchfest for the week.
And to make this completely legal,
here is an HNT for everyone to enjoy!
This is what it looks like when a calf muscle bursts.

Bytchin to: ELO - Sweet Talking Woman
via FoxyTunes