Too funny...I could not resist lol

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid
her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the
child. If she stayed in Italy
to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the
child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when
the baby was born.
To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card,
and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child
support payments to begin. One day,about 9 months later,
he came home to his confused wife.
'Honey, she said, you received a very strange post card today.'
'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife did
and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written:
'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti
Three with meatballs, two without - Send extra sauce .


LMFAO!!