Scooping Heff & Wil HAHA!

Sadly, today a lovely actress has passed on

Bea Arthur
1922 - 2009
It is said she died peacefully in her
Los Angeles home with her family by her side.

It was said she had cancer but no details
were given about her condition.


She played Dorothy On the
Golden Girls
Maude


And had guest appearances on
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Malcolm in the Middle
Empty Nest
All in the Family
Laugh In
And many many more.

She is survived by her sons and
two granddaughters.
Rest In Peace

Jokes & Funnies

BUBBA & COOTER'S

SUREFIRE PICK UP LINES

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room...

11) Yer eyes are as blue as winder cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up

A Bunch of Nuttin...

Figured it was time to put up another post.
I could talk about the LoveTel..but
Wil has that covered..
Could talk about my kids..
But..nothing new going on with them..
So..

I looked around on YouTube
And found this video
Enjoy..

Somber Moments

Today they brought Christopher home. I could not go
to see him being driven past..but Wil was
able to go. He got some video of it and
I was able to see it on ABC 7 News.

Guardsman's Body Brought Home

sadly I am not as proficient as Wil is
in adding links and videos.
But this link should bring you
to the story ABC 7 did on him.

The War Comes Home......

Tonight this family has had some bad news.
we heard that a family member has been
killed in Afghanistan.
A road side bombing killed him
and two others.


Christopher was only 23 years old
He had his whole life ahead of him

We will always have you in our hearts

When I Must Leave You
By Helen Steiner Rice

When I must leave you for a little while-
Please do not grieve and shed wild tears
And hug your sorrow to you through the years.
But start out bravely with a gallant smile;
And for my sake and in my name
Live on and do all things the same.
Feed not your loneliness on empty days,
But fill each waking hour in useful ways,
Reach out your hand in comfort and in cheer
And I in turn will comfort you and hold you near;
And never, never be afraid to die
For I am waiting for you in the sky!

Vince Gill - Go Rest High On That Mountain
via FoxyTunes

HAHAHA

Ok this is something I GOTTA teach
Wil to do!!

Embedded video from CNN Video

Sharks...Friend or Foe?

I was looking through my AOL news stuff and came across this article.
Now, I know my instinct would be to kill the thing if it came after me.
Why are people in an uproar about a shark being killed?
You watch and decide.

Embedded video from CNN Video